Let me put a bug in your ear....

I really woke up with a bug in my ear this morning....I can't even describe how I am still freaking out 12 hours later.

I thought I was having some sort of inner ear infection or wax building party and then I started freaking out and thinking something was going on in my brain so I poured some alcohol in my ear, leaned my head to the side and out comes an inch long thin black bug....still ALIVE!!!!

Then I killed it, how am I going to recover from this??

At least it wasn't ants in my pants!